Holy Cow!!

spookychan:

russellmiller:

John Oliver from The Daily Show Presents Gun Control to America - Imgur

Whoop dee fucking doo indeed.

Ever feel like the Daily Show does better reporting and REAL questioning than most news shows?

It’s satire only reveals more truth than not.

aww i was hoping they’d do the bit where he answers his own question about gun control

A SUMMARY: EUROVISION FOR ANYBODY THAT EVER WONDERED

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bootymistress:

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theclearlydope: The mustache that this city needs.

Sat, 18 May 2013 06:28:14 +1000

theclearlydope:

The mustache that this city needs.

lynzave: geezjenner: lynzave: I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:20:45 +1000

lynzave:

geezjenner:

lynzave:

I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying

and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA

COVERED IN ECTOPLASM

AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US

I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once

I was a C section check your privilege

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iamtonysexual: thisisasupergoodidea: i8urpenguin: HE TRIED TO...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:15:32 +1000

iamtonysexual:

thisisasupergoodidea:

i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

FUCK THE OCEAN

I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

SEA PANCAKE OUT

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:14:59 +1000

plenair: actionjackel: hTHIS IS NOT WAHT I SREACHED FOR wHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING FOR

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:08:25 +1000

plenair:

actionjackel:

hTHIS IS NOT WAHT I SREACHED FOR

wHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING FOR

LIFE HACK

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:07:15 +1000

foodnun:

trillow:

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

haha yeah i love racism

racism is just extreme hatred for a race this isnt hatred its a joke

in-demigodishness-and-all-that: constitutionclass: england-mad...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:05:42 +1000

in-demigodishness-and-all-that:

constitutionclass:

england-made-a-spooky-blog-and:

nega-che-chalaga:

salt-water-chardonnay:

latinagabi:

thenoodledude:

emergencysalsa:

Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.

It got better

Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.

This has officially become one of my favorite posts.

joggingdead: when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:03:48 +1000

joggingdead:

when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you

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the-absolute-best-gifs: this is the internal anatomy of cows...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:03:17 +1000

the-absolute-best-gifs:

this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned

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